Forex Trader Before & After Joke

The Real Fate of a Forex Trader

Rich and Poor Joke Slide

Rich Searching for Poverty in this World

Rich & Poor - Joke

Rich Searching for Poverty in the World

'I have bad news and worse news ...' - Joke

... a financial adviser says to his client. "Which would you like to hear first?"

“The bad news,” the client says.

“All your money will be gone in 24 hours.”
“Oh my gosh,” the client says. 

“What’s the worse news?”

“I should have made this call yesterday.”

Media Noise and Romours - Joke

The TV announcement runs, "Stocks fell sharply today on predictions of speculation of rumours of negative indicators."

Print and Television media create unnecessary hype and gloom about market fluctuations, creating unjustified enthusiasm as well as fear among investors. 

Attribution/ Credit:

Source from www.greekshares.com. Original copyright Randy Glasbergen, www.glasbergen.com

Funny Investing Abbreviations - Joke

BSE: Bombay Se Exit; 

NSE: Nation Se Exit; 

F/O: Future Over;

NIFTY: No Income For This Year; 

PE: Plunge Endless; 

EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again; 

HNI: Has No Idea; 

PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam

SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently.

Source: As reported in The Economic Times By Sugata Ghosh, ET Bureau | Feb 13, 2016, 04.00 AM IST

Long Term Investor - Joke

Undertaker to Stock Broker - Joke - Slide

Stock Broker Joke Slide

Undertaker to Stock Broker - Joke

Q: When does a person decide to become a stockbroker?

A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. 

Source:

Joke: http://www.progress-to-financial-freedom.com/financial-jokes.html#sthash.xt441zfE.dpuf

Picture: designed by Freepik.com

Best Investments - Joke

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.

Market Is Weird - Joke - Slide

Source:
Joke: http://sumo.ly/kRJs via @bms_
Picture: "Mr.Penguine" by Corenominal from Open Clipart

Market is Weird - Joke

The market is weird.
Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart.

Buyer and seller both think they are smart

Source:
Joke: http://sumo.ly/kRJs via @bms_
Picture: "Mr.Penguine" by Corenominal from Open Clipart